M-a-r-y-a-n-n, one word, no E.
I successfully knocked out everyone but Nick so everything on the near side is mine. I beat him the next turn

I successfully knocked out everyone but Nick so everything on the near side is mine. I beat him the next turn

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mari-on-tea:

bigbardafree:

djtetsuo89:

danistotallyuncool:

gatoishwary:

ttripod:

jodyrobots:

whaa

WHATS THIS MOVIE!?

I WISH I KNEW!!!

The name of this movie is Top Secret

Dude, top secret is such a good movie.

this movie has an entire bar fight sequence that takes place underwater

for no reason at all

next date night movie

teenbitch:

this is how i imagine all my u.k mutuals talk and act

reasonsmysoniscrying:

"Mother in 1985 and daughter in 2014."Submitted By: Melissa M.Location: New York, United States(Some parents really nail that whole “Family Resemblance” thing!)

reasonsmysoniscrying:

"Mother in 1985 and daughter in 2014."
Submitted By: Melissa M.
Location: New York, United States

(Some parents really nail that whole “Family Resemblance” thing!)

passiveweenie:

Don’t usually do these things, but I was tagged by the lovely lauren-jane-holland to post 6 best selfies

I guess I have to tag people now so I tag exaproduction, misunderstood-gaymerthe-lioness-princess, illustrating-a-point, & anyone else who wants to do this really I couldn’t care less


A Palestinian terrorist hurls a deadly rock at a peaceful Israeli tank

A Palestinian terrorist hurls a deadly rock at a peaceful Israeli tank

Oh right. I forgot my vacation friend is having a kid, too.

fuckyeahmtfs:

Businesses That Offer at Least One Transgender-Inclusive Health Care Coverage Plan
So I know the HRC is pretty damn shitty to us trans folk. But this is still the best comprehensive thing I have seen with employers that offer trans* inclusive benefits. 
I set a click through link to a high resolution.
A lot of these are worth a Google to find out what they really are. Like Darden Restaurants, that’s Olive Garden and Red Lobster. 
If you can get a full-time job at one of these places, they will (most likely) offer GRS/SRS in the insurance plan. If you take a look here, you can see what companies have what restrictions about it. Eg, age, time on hormones, ‘real life experience’, all that bs.
Hopefully this will help some of you get jobs at places that will actually do you some good.
For the rest of the Corporate Equality Index, look here.
Please reblog this at the least, even if you don’t care, your friends or fellow trans people might.

fuckyeahmtfs:

Businesses That Offer at Least One Transgender-Inclusive Health Care Coverage Plan

So I know the HRC is pretty damn shitty to us trans folk. But this is still the best comprehensive thing I have seen with employers that offer trans* inclusive benefits. 

I set a click through link to a high resolution.

A lot of these are worth a Google to find out what they really are. Like Darden Restaurants, that’s Olive Garden and Red Lobster. 

If you can get a full-time job at one of these places, they will (most likely) offer GRS/SRS in the insurance plan. If you take a look here, you can see what companies have what restrictions about it. Eg, age, time on hormones, ‘real life experience’, all that bs.

Hopefully this will help some of you get jobs at places that will actually do you some good.

For the rest of the Corporate Equality Index, look here.

Please reblog this at the least, even if you don’t care, your friends or fellow trans people might.

I was reading the comments on Weird Al’s “First World Problems” and I found this moron

Uh huh. Sure.

lameust:

 
Me: *during sex* ....i think i hear someone coming....
girl: ....who?
me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *bust nut*