There’s a random black girl in my house watching Pokemon with my sisters
My mum doesn’t let anyone but family and my boyfriend in the house?
MY SISTER JUFT SHOEWED ME THIS AND I CAN”T STOP FREAKIN ABOUT IT
LIKE THIS GIRL IS A FUCKIN DEMON OR SOMEIHTGN
JUST WATCH IT
I have lost faith in physics
what on this fucking earth
Sometimes, when watching videos like these, I like to imagine I’m an alien.
“How do they do that with only two legs??”
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
my mom walked in on my boyfriend and i naked and then 5 minutes later she slipped this note under my door
my mom responded to the situation by buying me a door knob with a lock on it
best parental reaction or best parental reaction
David Foster Wallace was like, Art must be sincere! We must use every tool in the linguistic toolbox to cut through sentiment and dishonest cliche and build fresh ways to reveal the power and reality of unironized emotion.
And Mister Rogers was like, Basically the same thing, but without any shame or pretense or fear of sincerity.





