M-a-r-y-a-n-n, one word, no E.
wayfaringstranger:

Bringing this back cause it is so true.

wayfaringstranger:

Bringing this back cause it is so true.

b4dwu1fe:

fifty-shadesofgay:

pleatedjeans:

buttersafe

OH THANK GOD

I had so much anxiety in the beginning of this.

lol you're such a bitch about sexual assault and shit. feminazi idiots like you don't even take time to realize that UM, ANIMALS REPRODUCE BY RAPE, technically. animals don't "consent" to their mate. rape is a natural thing, when you put a very small amount of actual brain power into it, lmfao dumb bitchcunt
Anonymous

illustrating-a-point:

ohmygod-stop:

I

I just

I have no words for asininity of this magnitude guys
help me out

bring back public hangings

Dear Anon,

This makes it okay for me to beat you to death to assert dominance right? I’m only asserting my dominance as Alfa male in the natural way. P.S. You’re a sick motherfucking coward and a steaming sack o’ shit.

Come at me bruh.

sideb00b:

'I was gonna reblog that but that stupid fucking caption you added is annoying and I'm on mobile so I can't delete it but I'm not encouraging that behavior so I won't reblog it at all' the musical

zimages:

Reference to Nighthawks by Hopper in Invader ZIm

cherabby:

"Man humans are lame why don’t we have like wings/horns/etc"

Humans can’t even handle having different skin colors how well do you really think that would go

if you had a friend who spoke to you in the same way you sometimes speak to yourself, how long would you allow that person to be your friend?
one of the most eye opening things i’ve read in a while (via mythoughtsarestars)

largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

georgetakei:

From a fan:
Perhaps we should ask Senator Santorum about this potion.

Parks and Recreation + TV Tropes | Running Gag (Bert Macklin)
"I was the best damn agent they had until I was framed for a crime I didn’t commit: Stealing the President’s… Rubies. Now I work alone."

phobias:

my interests range from cute puppy’s to hard core sex