Bringing this back cause it is so true.
OH THANK GOD
I had so much anxiety in the beginning of this.
I have no words for asininity of this magnitude guys
help me out
bring back public hangings
This makes it okay for me to beat you to death to assert dominance right? I’m only asserting my dominance as Alfa male in the natural way. P.S. You’re a sick motherfucking coward and a steaming sack o’ shit.
Come at me bruh.
'I was gonna reblog that but that stupid fucking caption you added is annoying and I'm on mobile so I can't delete it but I'm not encouraging that behavior so I won't reblog it at all' the musical
Reference to Nighthawks by Hopper in Invader ZIm
"Man humans are lame why don’t we have like wings/horns/etc"
Humans can’t even handle having different skin colors how well do you really think that would go
|—||one of the most eye opening things i’ve read in a while (via mythoughtsarestars)|
what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired
Parks and Recreation + TV Tropes | Running Gag (Bert Macklin)
"I was the best damn agent they had until I was framed for a crime I didn’t commit: Stealing the President’s… Rubies. Now I work alone."
my interests range from cute puppy’s to hard core sex